question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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