i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
my liver is dry heaving
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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