if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It's shark week go big or go home
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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