are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
So squirting runs in the family.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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