i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
my shit smells like andre
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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