I'm pants shitting drunk right now
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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