the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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