Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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