It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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