Yo dont text me then not text me
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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