why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
FUCK WHALES
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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