Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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