Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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