So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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