Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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