Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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