He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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