dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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Found your dick twin last night
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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