Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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