Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.