discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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