I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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