can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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