I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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