So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
