If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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