i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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