Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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