i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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