I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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