i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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