just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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