is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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