i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You are the jesus of drinking
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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