is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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