Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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