it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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