We're facebook friends in real life
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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