oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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