is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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