i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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