dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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