Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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