Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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