I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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