ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
this beer tastes like vomit already
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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