why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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