sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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