id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.