Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Randomize
