Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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