I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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