OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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